A magician was working on a cr…
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audiencewould bedifferent each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the sametricks over and overagain. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the showseach week andbegan to understand how the magician did every trick. Once heunderstood he startedshouting in the middle of the show: “Look, it’s not the same hat””Look, he is hiding theflowers under the table” “Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?” The magicianwas furious but couldn’t do anything; it was, after all, the captain’sparrot.One day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himselfon a piece of woodin the middle of the ocean with the parrot, of course. They stared ateach other with hate,but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and another andanother.After a week the parrot said: “OK, I give up. Where’s the boat?”
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