Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light’s out?
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they’ll use a non-disposable diaper too!
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can’t afford new lightbulbs — unless they’re a legitimate business expense.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It’s probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they’ll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
