Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don’t know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it’s just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn’t know where to find a new […]
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn’t it more romantic in the dark?
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No — on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don’t you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I’m, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light’s out?
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, and they’ll use a non-disposable diaper too!
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Cancerian would worry herself to death with the problem.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can’t afford new lightbulbs — unless they’re a legitimate business expense.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don’t waste my time with these childish jokes.
Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Why should I bother? It’s probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.
