Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.

yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”