Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo’moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!