Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
