Yo’moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!