Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up