Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.

yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!