Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.