yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot triedto take her picture!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.