yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.