Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W’s.

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well…

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.

yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!