3 May , 2016
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W’s.
3 May , 2016
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
3 May , 2016
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
3 May , 2016
Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
3 May , 2016
your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
3 May , 2016
Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
3 May , 2016
yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well…
3 May , 2016
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.
3 May , 2016
yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
3 May , 2016
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!