3 May , 2016
Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
3 May , 2016
Yo mama is so ugly the government movedhalloween to her birthday.
3 May , 2016
Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth
3 May , 2016
yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
3 May , 2016
Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in herfamily tree!
3 May , 2016
Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.
3 May , 2016
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
3 May , 2016
ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.
3 May , 2016
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
3 May , 2016
Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot triedto take her picture!
3 May , 2016
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
3 May , 2016
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.