Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)

Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W’s.

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it’s daylight.