Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

Yo Mama’s so fat she uses an air balloon forparachute.

Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)

Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!