Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth

yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in herfamily tree!

Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

Yo Mama’s so fat she uses an air balloon forparachute.

Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)