3 May , 2016
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
3 May , 2016
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
3 May , 2016
Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
3 May , 2016
your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt
3 May , 2016
Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!
3 May , 2016
yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well…
3 May , 2016
Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars
3 May , 2016
Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as aslip and slide.
3 May , 2016
Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
3 May , 2016
Yo mama is so ugly the government movedhalloween to her birthday.
3 May , 2016
Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth