Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well…

Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as aslip and slide.

Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure

Yo mama is so ugly the government movedhalloween to her birthday.

Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth