Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

Yo Mama’s so fat she sank the Titanic!

Yo Mamas teeth are so yellowI can’t believe it’s not butter.

Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)