Yo mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W’s.
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!