Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections

Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in herfamily tree!

Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.