Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)