Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!
YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet
yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!
Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)
yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W’s.