Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”

your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

You mama’s so skinny ….she can hang glide with a dorito!

your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the lights”.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections

Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

yo mama’s o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo Mama’s so stupid,she got locked in a “Furniture World” and slept on the floor.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.