Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”
YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”
your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, “Who turned of the lights”.
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!
Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!
