3 May , 2016
yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
3 May , 2016
Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.
3 May , 2016
Yo Mamas teeth are so yellowI can’t believe it’s not butter.
3 May , 2016
Yo mama’s so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
3 May , 2016
Yo mama’s house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
3 May , 2016
YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID “WHAT YAR DOING ” SHE SAID “MOVING” !!!
3 May , 2016
Yo mama so fat when God said, “Let there be light” he he to ask her to move out of the way.
3 May , 2016
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!