yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch