yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo Mama’s so fat that while she’s sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, “Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in.”

YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

Yo Mama’s so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing “We are family…!”