Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama’s so stupid she can’t pass a blood test.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections

Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she’s wearing a fat necklace !!

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.