Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!