Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

100 Yo Momma/Mama Jokes. Funny or not?

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”