Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

100 Yo Momma/Mama Jokes. Funny or not?

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”