Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

100 Yo Momma/Mama Jokes. Funny or not?

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”