Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help!

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

100 Yo Momma/Mama Jokes. Funny or not?

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”