Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!