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Yo momma jokes

Yo mama teeth are so yellow tr…

3 May , 2016  

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

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Yo mama’s glasses are so thick…

3 May , 2016  

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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Yo mama’s glasses are so thick…

3 May , 2016  

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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Yo mama house so small that wh…

3 May , 2016  

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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Yo mama house so small you hav…

3 May , 2016  

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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Yo mama nose so big she makes …

3 May , 2016  

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

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Yo mama nose so big that her n…

3 May , 2016  

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

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Yo mama hair so short when she…

3 May , 2016  

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

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Yo mama so ugly instead of put…

3 May , 2016  

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

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Yo mama so old that when she w…

3 May , 2016  

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 e…

3 May , 2016  

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

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Yo mama so old she has a pictu…

3 May , 2016  

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.