Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!