Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life