Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.