Yo momma jokes
3 May , 2016
Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama middle name is Rambo.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.