Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!