Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she’s got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo mama so fat she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagon!