Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear “Caution! Wide Turn”
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don’t do livestock.
