Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”