yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..

Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!

Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.

yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo mamma’s so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mamma’s so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

yo mama so nasty… cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

Your Momma’s so black she got counted absent at night school.

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!