Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ?Sister: Man-eating sharks.
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend’s just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks’ time?
Women are like computers — even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?”The mother looks at her son and replies, “Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure.”The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, “Dad, why are wedding dresses white?”The father looks at […]
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die!” she wails. Then she yells, “Well, […]
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?Nothing, you told her twice.
