What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
Q: Why is a modem better than a woman? A: A modem doesn’t mind if you talk to other modems. A modem doesn’t complain if you sit and play at the computer all night. A modem will sit patiently and wait by the phone. A modem comes with an instruction manual.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: “Of course sleep is a factor. The only time I’m not eating is when I’m sleeping!”
Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don’t know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?
Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. – Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading “Wife Wanted.” – The next day he received a hundred letters saying “You can have mine.”
