Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ?Sister: Man-eating sharks.
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend’s just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks’ time?
Women are like computers — even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.
A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can […]
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to die!” she wails. Then she yells, “Well, […]
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
