Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ?Sister: Man-eating sharks.
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend’s just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks’ time?
Women are like computers — even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?”The mother looks at her son and replies, “Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure.”The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, “Dad, why are wedding dresses white?”The father looks at […]
Why did God invent shopping carts? To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?Nothing, you told her twice.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months! – I don’t like to interrupt her.
