Smart man + Smart Woman = RomanceSmart Man + Dumb Woman = PregnancyDumb Man + Smart Woman = AffairDumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don’t know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?
Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ?Sister: Man-eating sharks.
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend’s just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks’ time?
Women are like computers — even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?”The mother looks at her son and replies, “Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure.”The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, “Dad, why are wedding dresses white?”The father looks at […]
