Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?To keep their hats pointed.

What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.

How do you get milk from a witch’s cat? Steal her saucer.

What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.

Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.