Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.
Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She’s forecasting sunny spells.
Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn’t spell properly.
What happens if you see twin witches? You won’t be able to tell witch witch is witch.
Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
