What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you’ll be able to get up for a spell.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.

What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.

Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.