How can you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.

Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She’s forecasting sunny spells.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn’t spell properly.

What’s the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.

What happens if you see twin witches? You won’t be able to tell witch witch is witch.

How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you’ll be able to get up for a spell.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.