What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.

Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because there’s no point in it.

How do you get milk from a witch’s cat? Steal her saucer.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She’s forecasting sunny spells.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn’t spell properly.

What’s the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.

What happens if you see twin witches? You won’t be able to tell witch witch is witch.

How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you’ll be able to get up for a spell.