What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.

What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.

Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?To keep their hats pointed.

What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.

How do you get milk from a witch’s cat? Steal her saucer.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She’s forecasting sunny spells.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn’t spell properly.