Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?She kept trying to poach her ideas.

What did the young witch say to her mother ?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!

What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I’d put a curse on you – but somebody beat me to it!

What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.

What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.

Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because there’s no point in it.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.

How can you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.

What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?