Witch l: “How do you manage to stay in shape?” Witch 2: “I get a lot of hexercise.”

Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.

Is it good to drink witch’s brew?Yes, it’s very newt tricious!

Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?It’s called The Hex-Files.

Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because there’s no point in it.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.

How can you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.

What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?Ivy.

What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.