1st Witch: What’s your new boyfriend like ?2nd Witch: He’s mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil – but he has some bad points too !

What is the witches motto ?We came, we saw, we conjured !

Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ?Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ?Witch: No I wouldn’t.Wizard: No, well nor will she.

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?Ivy.

What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.

What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.

Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because there’s no point in it.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.

How can you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”