Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?It’s called The Hex-Files.

What is a witch’s favourite TV show?Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?A: Sandwitch

Where did the witch get her furniture ?From the ideal gnome exhibition !

How can you make a witch itch? Take away her “W.”

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.

What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?Ivy.

What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.

What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.