What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!
Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.
Witch l: “How do you manage to stay in shape?” Witch 2: “I get a lot of hexercise.”
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?It’s called The Hex-Files.
What is a witch’s favourite TV show?Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
Where did the witch get her furniture ?From the ideal gnome exhibition !
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?By her suntan !
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?A witch with a blindfold !
