Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?It’s called The Hex-Files.
What is a witch’s favourite TV show?Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
Where did the witch get her furniture ?From the ideal gnome exhibition !
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?By her suntan !
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?A witch with a blindfold !
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?Don’t bite any witches !
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !’Owl be seeing you later.’
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?She calls the flying squad !
