Where did the witch get her furniture ?From the ideal gnome exhibition !
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?By her suntan !
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?A witch with a blindfold !
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?Don’t bite any witches !
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !’Owl be seeing you later.’
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?She calls the flying squad !
1st Witch: What’s your new boyfriend like ?2nd Witch: He’s mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil – but he has some bad points too !
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ?Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ?Witch: No I wouldn’t.Wizard: No, well nor will she.
How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !
