Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?Don’t bite any witches !

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !’Owl be seeing you later.’

What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?She calls the flying squad !

1st Witch: What’s your new boyfriend like ?2nd Witch: He’s mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil – but he has some bad points too !

What is the witches motto ?We came, we saw, we conjured !

Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ?Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ?Witch: No I wouldn’t.Wizard: No, well nor will she.

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !

First witch: My, hasn’t your little girl grown ?Second witch: Yes, she’s certainly gruesome.

Why do witches have stiff joints ?They get broomatism !

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?’Voodoo like to dance with me ?’

Who went into a witche’s den and came out alive ?The witch !