Witch l: “How do you manage to stay in shape?” Witch 2: “I get a lot of hexercise.”

Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.

Is it good to drink witch’s brew?Yes, it’s very newt tricious!

Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?It’s called The Hex-Files.

What is a witch’s favourite TV show?Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

Q: What kind of witch goes to the beach?A: Sandwitch

Where did the witch get her furniture ?From the ideal gnome exhibition !

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?By her suntan !

What’s the witches favourite pop group ?Broomski Beat !

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?A witch with a blindfold !

Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?Don’t bite any witches !