What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?The weatherman.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Because then the children have to play inside.
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?Because if they travelled slowly, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.
You’re hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube stop. Whom don’t you believe? Your story teller, for there is […]
Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
‘You never get anything right,’ complained the teacher. ‘What kind of job do you think you’ll get when you leave school ?”Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.’
What did Santa Claus’s wife say during a thunderstorm?’Come and look at the rain, dear.’
