A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, “I am a hurricane induced tornado”.
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?It was a bright, sunny day.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?Because it wasn’t raining.
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?An umbrella.
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?The weatherman.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Because then the children have to play inside.
