What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?The weatherman.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Because then the children have to play inside.
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?Because if they travelled slowly, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. “There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said.”You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets.” Ole […]
How did you find the weather at camp?It was easy. I just went outside – and there it was!
“Gosh, it’s raining cats and dogs,” said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. “I know,” said his mother.”I’ve just stepped in a poodle!”
A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.’It smells like rain,’ he said to the boy.The city boy replied, ‘They said it was lemonade.’
