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What is the opposite of a cold…

22 Sep , 2015  

What is the opposite of a cold front?-A warm back

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Why do mother kangaroos hate r…

22 Sep , 2015  

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Because then the children have to play inside.

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Why do hurricanes travel so fa…

22 Sep , 2015  

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?Because if they travelled slowly, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.

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What is a tornado ?Mother natu…

22 Sep , 2015  

What is a tornado ?Mother nature doing the twist !

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Ole and Lena were sitting down…

22 Sep , 2015  

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. “There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said.”You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets.” Ole […]

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How did you find the weather a…

22 Sep , 2015  

How did you find the weather at camp?It was easy. I just went outside – and there it was!

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“Gosh, it’s raining cats and d…

22 Sep , 2015  

“Gosh, it’s raining cats and dogs,” said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. “I know,” said his mother.”I’ve just stepped in a poodle!”

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A city boy was on his first ca…

22 Sep , 2015  

A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.’It smells like rain,’ he said to the boy.The city boy replied, ‘They said it was lemonade.’

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Fred: I’m sure I’m right. Bett…

22 Sep , 2015  

Fred: I’m sure I’m right. Betty: You’re as right as rain – all wet!

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A man was driving a black truc…

22 Sep , 2015  

A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?It was a bright, sunny day.

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If six children and two dogs w…

22 Sep , 2015  

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?Because it wasn’t raining.

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What doesn’t get any wetter no…

22 Sep , 2015  

What doesn’t get any wetter no matter how much it rains?The ocean