Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. “There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said.”You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets.” Ole […]
How did you find the weather at camp?It was easy. I just went outside – and there it was!
“Gosh, it’s raining cats and dogs,” said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. “I know,” said his mother.”I’ve just stepped in a poodle!”
A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.’It smells like rain,’ he said to the boy.The city boy replied, ‘They said it was lemonade.’
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?It was a bright, sunny day.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?Because it wasn’t raining.
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?An umbrella.
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
