If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?An umbrella.
Why is it so wet in Great Britain?Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?The weatherman.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Because then the children have to play inside.
Why do hurricanes travel so fast?Because if they travelled slowly, we’d have to call them slow-i-canes.
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. “There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said.”You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets.” Ole […]
