What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?-Your pants are on backwards
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. “There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said.”You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets.” Ole […]
How did you find the weather at camp?It was easy. I just went outside – and there it was!
“Gosh, it’s raining cats and dogs,” said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. “I know,” said his mother.”I’ve just stepped in a poodle!”
A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along.’It smells like rain,’ he said to the boy.The city boy replied, ‘They said it was lemonade.’
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?It was a bright, sunny day.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?Because it wasn’t raining.
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?An umbrella.
