Nate: “Hey, what’s the weather like out there?” Kate: “I don’t know. I’ll tell you when it clears.”
First cave man to 2nd cave man: “I don’t care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows.”
How is a hailstone like an onion?-They are both whitish and have layers
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it’s going to rain. If not, it already is.
Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?-To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
It was so hot today I saw a robin picking earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.
I really don’t understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all, both Florida and Louisiana have oil.
