There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, “It looks like a storm is coming.” “No it isn’t,” said his wife. “Besides, how would you know?” “Because,” he responded, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Why did the tornado get arrested?-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called “Humidity” so that fans in Florida will be able to say, “It’s not the Heat that’s so bad, it’s the Humidity.”
Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, “So this is England. What’s it like?” The other snarls, “Well, if you like the weather, you’ll love the food.”
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?-In a high pressure cell
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.Being a good leader, he then went to the […]
Why can’t meteorologists forecast the weather?-They are too busy studying comets and meteors
There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called Monday.
Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.
