There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called Monday.
Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.
Nate: “Hey, what’s the weather like out there?” Kate: “I don’t know. I’ll tell you when it clears.”
First cave man to 2nd cave man: “I don’t care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows.”
How is a hailstone like an onion?-They are both whitish and have layers
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it’s going to rain. If not, it already is.
Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?-To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
