Why did the tornado get arrested?-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.Being a good leader, he then went to the […]
Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, “So this is England. What’s it like?” The other snarls, “Well, if you like the weather, you’ll love the food.”
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?-In a high pressure cell
Why can’t meteorologists forecast the weather?-They are too busy studying comets and meteors
There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called Monday.
Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.
Nate: “Hey, what’s the weather like out there?” Kate: “I don’t know. I’ll tell you when it clears.”
