A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

Why can’t meteorologists forecast the weather?-They are too busy studying comets and meteors

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes? -Catch my drift

There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called Monday.

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?-It is a breeze

Why did the lady go out doors with her purse open? Because she expected some change in the weather.

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?-Rock and Roll

Nate: “Hey, what’s the weather like out there?” Kate: “I don’t know. I’ll tell you when it clears.”

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?-They are dizzy

First cave man to 2nd cave man: “I don’t care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows.”

How is a hailstone like an onion?-They are both whitish and have layers

How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it’s going to rain. If not, it already is.