How do hurricanes see?-With one eye

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?-Hurricanes with cataracts

Why did the updraft get pulled over?-It was speeding in a high shear zone

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?-They crack up

What is a hurricane’s favorite pet?-Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What game do tornadoes like to play?-Twister

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?-Diving

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?-To cloud 9

What type of sense of humor does rain have?-A very wet sense of humor

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?-A very dry sense of humor

Why did the weather want privacy?-It was changing

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?-So they can see where they are going