What type of sense of humor does rain have?-A very wet sense of humor
What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?-A very dry sense of humor
Why do raindrops like lightning at night?-So they can see where they are going
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?-Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?-Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
What did the hail storm say to the roof?-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles
What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?-Hurricanes with cataracts
Why did the updraft get pulled over?-It was speeding in a high shear zone
