Why did the weather want privacy?-It was changing

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?-So they can see where they are going

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?-Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?-Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

What did the hail storm say to the roof?-Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles

How do hurricanes see?-With one eye

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?-Hurricanes with cataracts

Why did the updraft get pulled over?-It was speeding in a high shear zone

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?-They crack up

What is a hurricane’s favorite pet?-Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What game do tornadoes like to play?-Twister

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?-Diving