Q. What’s the difference between ‘weather’ and ‘climate’? A. You can ‘t ‘weather’ a tree, but you can ‘climate’!
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?A: You make my temperature rise.
Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?A: I have my eye on you.
What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?Both are a glaze
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to […]
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
