How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?-If it spins anti-cyclonically
There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just […]
Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.
What type of wind is named after Santa Claus’s warm climate cousin?Santa Ana
Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer….”
Q. What’s the difference between ‘weather’ and ‘climate’? A. You can ‘t ‘weather’ a tree, but you can ‘climate’!
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt?Thunderstruck
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?A: You make my temperature rise.
What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?-Hurricanes with cataracts
