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There is a Shreveport cable TV…

22 Sep , 2015  

There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just […]

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What type of wind is named aft…

22 Sep , 2015  

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus’s warm climate cousin?Santa Ana

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Two weathermen each broke an a…

22 Sep , 2015  

Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.

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What type of wind is named aft…

22 Sep , 2015  

What type of wind is named after a young deer?Foehn

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Q. What did one tornado say to…

22 Sep , 2015  

Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer….”

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How does a male lightning bolt…

22 Sep , 2015  

How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt?Thunderstruck

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Q. What’s the difference betwe…

22 Sep , 2015  

Q. What’s the difference between ‘weather’ and ‘climate’? A. You can ‘t ‘weather’ a tree, but you can ‘climate’!

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Why is the sky not happy on cl…

22 Sep , 2015  

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?It has the blues

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Q: What did the thermometer sa…

22 Sep , 2015  

Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?A: You make my temperature rise.

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Which weather features do drug…

22 Sep , 2015  

Which weather features do druggies like most?Highs

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Q: What did the hurricane say …

22 Sep , 2015  

Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?A: I have my eye on you.

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Why did the updraft get pulled…

22 Sep , 2015  

Why did the updraft get pulled over?-It was speeding in a high shear zone