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What do freezing rain and cake…

22 Sep , 2015  

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?Both are a glaze

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Q: What’s the difference betwe…

22 Sep , 2015  

Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

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Why were the vets and pounds m…

22 Sep , 2015  

Why were the vets and pounds mad?It was raining cats and dogs

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Jill: How did you find the wea…

22 Sep , 2015  

Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often…

22 Sep , 2015  

Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to […]

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It only rains twice a year in …

22 Sep , 2015  

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

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Where did the meteorologist st…

22 Sep , 2015  

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!

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How did the hail stone describ…

22 Sep , 2015  

How did the hail stone describe it’s life?-It really has a lot of ups and downs

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The Michaels family owned a sm…

22 Sep , 2015  

The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One […]

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How do rain drops marry?-They …

22 Sep , 2015  

How do rain drops marry?-They coalesce

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Q) How do you spot a happy mot…

22 Sep , 2015  

Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He’s got bugs on his teeth.

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Why was the lightning grilled …

22 Sep , 2015  

Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?-To make heat lightning