What is hail ? Hard boiled rain !

Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(‘You wanna go for a spin?’)

What are the hottest days during summer?Sun-days

Q. What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?A. I mist you.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?Both are a glaze

Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?It was raining cats and dogs

Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation?Bill: I just went outside and there it was!

Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to […]

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!

How did the hail stone describe it’s life?-It really has a lot of ups and downs