Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir, maybe I’ve forgotten it when I removed the other three.
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.
Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup!Then we’ve served you too much soup, the fly should be wading
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir, it’s the hot water that kills them.
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 – a live one?
Waiter, waiter, there’s a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, it’s the fly’s day off.
Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.
Waiter, I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir
Waiter, what is this stuff?That’s bean salad sir.I know what it’s been, but what is it now?
