Customer: Give me a hot dog.Waiter: With pleasure.Customer: No, with mustard.

Waiter, I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?

Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

Waiter, what is this stuff?That’s bean salad sir.I know what it’s been, but what is it now?

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ’em.

Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!No sir, that’s a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

Waiter, your tie is in my soup!That’s all right, sir, it’s not shrinkable.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or they’ll all be wanting one.

And how did you find your steak sir?Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, there’s no extra charge!

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.