Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.
Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?Waiter: Probably learning to read.
“Waiter, waiter,there’s a hand in my soup.” “That’s not your soup, sir, that’s your finger bowl.”
Customer: Why does your sign say “Fine Dining”?Waiter: We can dream, can’t we?
Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?Waiter: It scares away the flies.
Waiter: These are the best eggs we’ve had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you haven’t had around for that long.
How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?None, a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiter’s eye.
Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir
Waiter, what is this stuff?That’s bean salad sir.I know what it’s been, but what is it now?
