Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty?Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It’s nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?
Patron: Didn’t you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and that’s why they are the late heads of Europe.
Waiter, waiter! There’s a mosquito in my soup. Don’t worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !
Customer: Waiter, there’s a button in my salad.Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.
Patron: Hey, there’s a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isn’t it cooked?
I say waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut – they make fantastic life belts!
Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup?Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.
