Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough.Waiter: That wasn’t the crust, that was the pie plate.
Diner: May I please have a glass of water?Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.
Waiter, waiter! There’s a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It’s no good, sir, he’s frightened of them, too.
Customer: There’s something wrong with my hot dogs.Waiter: Sorry, I’m a waiter, not a veterinarian.
Diner: Waiter, please close the window.Waiter: Why, is there a draft?Diner: Yes, it’s blown my steak off the plate three times.
Waiter, waiter! What’s this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.
Customer: This fish isn’t as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: That’s funny. It’s from the same fish.
Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller.Waiter: It’s just an optical illusion. It’s just that the restaurant has been enlarged.
Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .
Customer: Waiter, I can’t eat this meal.Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.Customer: I don’t have a fork.
Diner: What’s wrong with these eggs I ordered?Waiter: Don’t ask me. I only laid the table.
