Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !Don’t worry sir, he won’t last long in there !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !No its not, it’s a piece of dirt that looks like one !
Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !That’s not a worm sir, it’s your sausage ?
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !
Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup !Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !
Waiter: Why didn’t you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because I’m a short order cook.
Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.
Customer: Why don’t you have doggie bags?Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
Waiter: I’m sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon.Customer: What bait are you using?
