Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !

Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup !Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !

Waiter, are there snails on the menu !Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !

Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and I’m sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !

Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiters eye

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, I’ll get the fly spray !

Waiter: Why didn’t you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because I’m a short order cook.

Waiter, waiter! There’s a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It’s no good, sir, he’s frightened of them, too.

Customer: There’s something wrong with my hot dogs.Waiter: Sorry, I’m a waiter, not a veterinarian.

Diner: Waiter, please close the window.Waiter: Why, is there a draft?Diner: Yes, it’s blown my steak off the plate three times.