Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?Not him again, he’s in here every night !
Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !They don’t seem to care what they eat do they sir !
Waiter, what’s this bug doing waltzing around my table !It’s the band, sir, they are playing his tune !
Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !Don’t worry sir, he won’t last long in there !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !No its not, it’s a piece of dirt that looks like one !
Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !That’s not a worm sir, it’s your sausage ?
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
Waiter: Why didn’t you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because I’m a short order cook.
Waiter, waiter! There’s a wasp in my dessert. So that’s where they go to in the winter.
Customer: Why doesn’t this restaurant have any specials?Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.
Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today.Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.
