Waiter, what’s this bug doing waltzing around my table !It’s the band, sir, they are playing his tune !
Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !Don’t worry sir, he won’t last long in there !
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !No its not, it’s a piece of dirt that looks like one !
Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !
Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !That’s not a worm sir, it’s your sausage ?
Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !
Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !
Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup !Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !
Waiter, are there snails on the menu !Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and I’m sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !
