What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas’ sleigh and is made of cement?I don’t know.A reindeer!What about the cement?I just threw that in to make it hard.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?He got cut off without a scent!
What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?A long necked toothbrush !
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?He always liked to make a stink!
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?A creature that stinks to high heaven!
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?Yak the Ripper
What is the feeling that you’ve smelled a certain skunk before?Deja phew!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!
