There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when […]
What’s black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they are both tail bearers !
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?Something that stinks and stings!
How would you get four reindeer in a car?Two in the front and two in the back!And how do you get four polar bears in a car?Take the reindeer out first
How are skunks able to avoid danger?By using their instinks and common scents!
What’s the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?They’re both brown, except the snowball.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?Pingu-Pong!
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?Isaiah!
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?When its spray pump is out of order!
What has antlers, pulls Father Christmas’ sleigh and is made of cement?I don’t know.A reindeer!What about the cement?I just threw that in to make it hard.
