What’s black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I’ll get you next slime!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?A creature that stinks to high heaven!
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man? Tarzan stripes forever.
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?Yak the Ripper
What is the feeling that you’ve smelled a certain skunk before?Deja phew!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?He stank to the bottom of the pool!
