A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, “I think it’s going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?” So off went junior for Father’s umbrella, but three days later he still hadn’t returned. “I […]
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a […]
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when […]
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said he’d continue searching for […]
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you !
Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?Because they are both tail bearers !
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?Something that stinks and stings!
How would you get four reindeer in a car?Two in the front and two in the back!And how do you get four polar bears in a car?Take the reindeer out first
How are skunks able to avoid danger?By using their instinks and common scents!
What’s the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?They’re both brown, except the snowball.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?Pingu-Pong!
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?Isaiah!
