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Various animal jokes

Who robs banks and squirts ink…

2 May , 2015  

Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

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What do you do when two snails…

2 May , 2015  

What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out.

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What happened to the cold jell…

2 May , 2015  

What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

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How do snails get their shells…

2 May , 2015  

How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.

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What do you call a neurotic oc…

2 May , 2015  

What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.

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What gas do snails prefer? She…

2 May , 2015  

What gas do snails prefer? Shell.

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What is slimy and wobbly, tast…

2 May , 2015  

What is slimy and wobbly, tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas? A red jellyfish.

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How do you weigh a whale? On W…

26 Dec , 2014  

How do you weigh a whale? On Whale Weigh Scales.

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What is the best advice to giv…

26 Dec , 2014  

What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.

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A family of tortoises went int…

26 Dec , 2014  

A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, “I think it’s going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?” So off went junior for Father’s umbrella, but three days later he still hadn’t returned. “I […]

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Deep within a forest a little …

26 Dec , 2014  

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a […]

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There once was a baby elephant…

26 Dec , 2014  

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when […]