Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?He prawned everything !
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail, really hard. Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when […]
What’s black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I’ll get you next slime!
