How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?He prawned everything !

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?Glass flippers!

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way? He whale-d

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !

How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !

Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it out.

What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !

How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.

What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.

What gas do snails prefer? Shell.