Why did the gray whale go on a diet?Because he wasn’t a Fin whale!

Where do sharks come from?Sharkago!

What’s at the end of Moby Dick?A whale of a time!

What’s the favourite flavour of sharks?Shark-o-late!

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?Hammerheads!

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark’s mouths?Lefty!

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?A coat of arms!

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?Jawbreakers!

What’s wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?He was a card shark!

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!