Various animal jokes
2 May , 2015
What kind of whale flies?Pilot whales!
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?Because he wasn’t a Fin whale!
Where do sharks come from?Sharkago!
What’s at the end of Moby Dick?A whale of a time!
What’s the favourite flavour of sharks?Shark-o-late!
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?Hammerheads!
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark’s mouths?Lefty!
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?Jawbreakers!
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?A coat of arms!
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?He was a card shark!
