What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
Why don’t whales eat sushi very often?Of course whales like sushi. It’s just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
