What does an octopus take on a camping trip?Tentacles!

Are shellfish warm? No they’re clammy!

What does a squid sheriff form?An octoposse!

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?Captain Squid!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What’s an octopuses favourite latin saying?Squid pro quo!

What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !

Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !

If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.

What is a whale’s favorite TV show?Flukes of Hazard!