What kind of sharks make good carpenters?Hammerheads!

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark’s mouths?Lefty!

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?A coat of arms!

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?Jawbreakers!

What’s wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?He was a card shark!

What does an octopus take on a camping trip?Tentacles!

Are shellfish warm? No they’re clammy!

What does a squid sheriff form?An octoposse!

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?Captain Squid!