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Various animal jokes

Why did the whale cross the ro…

2 May , 2015  

Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !

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If they made a movie starring …

2 May , 2015  

If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.

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What is a whale’s favorite TV …

2 May , 2015  

What is a whale’s favorite TV show?Flukes of Hazard!

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How do you shoot a great white…

2 May , 2015  

How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!

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Why don’t whales eat sushi ver…

2 May , 2015  

Why don’t whales eat sushi very often?Of course whales like sushi. It’s just those itty-bitty chop sticks that keep getting stuck in their teeth.

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What is the most famous shark?…

2 May , 2015  

What is the most famous shark?William Sharkspeare!

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Why did the whale like the div…

2 May , 2015  

Why did the whale like the diver?Because he had flippers!

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What do you call rubber bumper…

2 May , 2015  

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?Shark absorbers!

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What kind of whale flies?Pilot…

2 May , 2015  

What kind of whale flies?Pilot whales!

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Did you hear about the new sha…

2 May , 2015  

Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

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Why did the gray whale go on a…

2 May , 2015  

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?Because he wasn’t a Fin whale!

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Where do sharks come from?Shar…

2 May , 2015  

Where do sharks come from?Sharkago!