Various animal jokes
2 May , 2015
What’s at the end of Moby Dick?A whale of a time!
What’s the favourite flavour of sharks?Shark-o-late!
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?Hammerheads!
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark’s mouths?Lefty!
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?A coat of arms!
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?Jawbreakers!
What’s wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?He was a card shark!
What does an octopus take on a camping trip?Tentacles!
Are shellfish warm? No they’re clammy!
What does a squid sheriff form?An octoposse!
