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Various animal jokes

Why don’t lobsters share?They’…

3 Jul , 2015  

Why don’t lobsters share?They’re shellfish.

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Did you hear about the whale w…

3 Jul , 2015  

Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret?He was a blubber mouth!

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What do you get if you cross a…

3 Jul , 2015  

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.

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What do you get if you cross a…

3 Jul , 2015  

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?A bit of a shock really!

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How should you treat a baby go…

3 Jul , 2015  

How should you treat a baby goat?Like a kid.

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What’s wet and wiggly and says…

2 May , 2015  

What’s wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

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Why did a gambler scare everyo…

2 May , 2015  

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?He was a card shark!

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What does an octopus take on a…

2 May , 2015  

What does an octopus take on a camping trip?Tentacles!

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Are shellfish warm? No they’re…

2 May , 2015  

Are shellfish warm? No they’re clammy!

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What does a squid sheriff form…

2 May , 2015  

What does a squid sheriff form?An octoposse!

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What lives in the ocean, is gr…

2 May , 2015  

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !

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Who was the most famous pirate…

2 May , 2015  

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?Captain Squid!