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Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a…

3 Jul , 2015  

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.

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What do you get if you cross a…

3 Jul , 2015  

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?A bit of a shock really!

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How should you treat a baby go…

3 Jul , 2015  

How should you treat a baby goat?Like a kid.

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What is a buttress? A female g…

3 Jul , 2015  

What is a buttress? A female goat.

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One goldfish to his tankmate: …

3 Jul , 2015  

One goldfish to his tankmate: “If there’s no God, who changes the water?”

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What does a squid sheriff form…

2 May , 2015  

What does a squid sheriff form?An octoposse!

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What lives in the ocean, is gr…

2 May , 2015  

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !

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Who was the most famous pirate…

2 May , 2015  

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?Captain Squid!

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What kind of noise annoys an o…

2 May , 2015  

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What’s an octopuses favourite …

2 May , 2015  

What’s an octopuses favourite latin saying?Squid pro quo!

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What is a dolphin’s favorite T…

2 May , 2015  

What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !

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What happens when sharks take …

2 May , 2015  

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !