Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret?He was a blubber mouth!

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?A bit of a shock really!

How should you treat a baby goat?Like a kid.

What is a buttress? A female goat.

What does an octopus take on a camping trip?Tentacles!

Are shellfish warm? No they’re clammy!

What does a squid sheriff form?An octoposse!

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !

Who was the most famous pirate octopus?Captain Squid!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What’s an octopuses favourite latin saying?Squid pro quo!