One goldfish to his tankmate: “If there’s no God, who changes the water?”
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
