What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?A bit of a shock really!
One goldfish to his tankmate: “If there’s no God, who changes the water?”
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !
