Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret?He was a blubber mouth!
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?A bit of a shock really!
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?Jawbreakers!
What’s wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.
