What are the most athletic rodents?Track and field mice.

Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat her with a shovel!

Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Why don’t lobsters share?They’re shellfish.

Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret?He was a blubber mouth!

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?Hammerheads!

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark’s mouths?Lefty!

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?A coat of arms!

If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?Jawbreakers!

What’s wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times? Two octopuses shaking hands.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?He was a card shark!