A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,”What would you like?” the fish says holding his neck, “Water”.
Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret?He was a blubber mouth!
What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer.
What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?A bit of a shock really!
One goldfish to his tankmate: “If there’s no God, who changes the water?”
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!
What happened to the lizard in the wizard’s garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
