A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him “Are you a bear?””Yes””What are you doing at the movies ?””Well, I liked the book!”
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn’t get the moose in the oven!
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !
What’s yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear’s forgotten cousin !
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same […]
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: “What’s happened to this one?- I don’t know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
