What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !
There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away.So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time […]
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet’s diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and […]
Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.The second hiker says, “What are you doing?”The first responds, “I figure when the […]
Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they’d look stupid in anoraks !
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same […]
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down, all except one. Two bats comment: “What’s happened to this one?- I don’t know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
