Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they’d look stupid in anoraks !
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !
Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda’d to its every whim !
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him “Are you a bear?””Yes””What are you doing at the movies ?””Well, I liked the book!”
