What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him “Are you a bear?””Yes””What are you doing at the movies ?””Well, I liked the book!”
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn’t get the moose in the oven!
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !
What’s yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear’s forgotten cousin !
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !
