A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him “Are you a bear?””Yes””What are you doing at the movies ?””Well, I liked the book!”
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn’t get the moose in the oven!
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !
What’s yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear’s forgotten cousin !
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ? Winnie the Pooh !
There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away.So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time […]
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet’s diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and […]
